BETWEEN 2 CLASSROOMS: Crenshaw’s outlook on life

BETWEEN 2 CLASSROOMS: Crenshaws outlook on life

Everyone that lives in the world has their own minds and thoughts. Many are different than others. I decided to try to get into the mind of BHS Science teacher Scott Crenshaw. We sat down with Crenshaw to see what he thought about many different topics.

Q. How are you?

  • A. Fantastic.

Q. How many planets are in our solar system?

  • A. Ask Hartman.

Q. Did you count Pluto?

  • A. No.

Q. Why?

  • A. You have been weighed, you have been measured and found wanting.

Q. If it were to start raining right now what would your mood be?

  • A. Gloomy.

Q. How tall are you in miles?

  • A. 1.2.

Q. What color are your feet?

  • A. Delightful pasty white, cloaked with hair.

Q. Do you like web pages?

  • A. Not a fan of Mr. Webb or his pages.

Q. Do you like your hair color?

  • A. No.

Q. Why did you pick that outfit?

  • A. Comfortable.

Q. Did you like this interview?

  • A. Always enjoy it.

Q. How many centimeters away is the sun?

  • A. Ten to the 27th power.